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Marie’s Click and Grow Garden

Let me be brutally honest. I didn’t believe in smart gardens. I’d seen another brand (Aerogarden) evolve in ads and in local stores over the years and didn’t think much of their product. It is cute as a button, true enough, but it’s just so expensive for such a small growing space, I thought. It’s sort of like eye candy: all glitter, but no substance.

And so I’ve been telling people over the years. In this blog, but also in newspaper and magazine articles, on the radio and TV and in lectures. I’ve been saying they’re a waste of money. You could do just as well with a small light garden: an ordinary fluorescent or LED lamp hung over a few pots. Throw in a few seeds, water a bit, and you’ll get results just as great if not better at a 10th of the cost.

Therefore, when a company I didn’t know, Click and Grow, contacted me and offered to send me a sample smart garden in return for an article, I was taken aback. Of course, I was dying to experiment (I mean, what is gardening if not a long series of experiments? I love experimenting!), but I was definitely hesitant.

Plus, they offered me a commission on any Click and Grow gardens sold through my website. Commission? That’s like … money, right? And since I struggle daily to keep this blog afloat, and put in 40-hour plus workweeks for zero pay … well, of course I could use money! But if I told everyone what I really thought about these gardens, they wouldn’t buy the gardens and I wouldn’t get a commission! Bummer! 

So, I wrote back to them. And we corresponded a bit. Still, I wasn’t sure. 

And then I had an idea. What if it was to be Marie’s garden? 

Marie’s Story

Marie is a charming, vivacious person…. but she has never been a gardener. Photo: laidbackgarden..blog

Marie is my wife. She doesn’t garden. She never has. She’s never had to. I was always there to garden for her. But I’m dying. (I have no intention of getting into that here, but that happens to be the case.) Where will she get fresh vegetables and herbs for her kitchen in the future? This might be something she’d be interested in. 

Easy… In the Eye of a Gardener

In the past, I’d often told her how easy it is to grow leafy greens and baby herbs under lights. And it would be so simple for her to do as well. Just fill a few pots with soil, I’d begin to explain … 

Then her eyes would glaze over. It would appear that, to her, filling a few pots with soil and pushing seeds into it is complicated, not easy. If you just say the word soil, her answer is always going to be no. No way would she do that. Not a chance!

So, I got her to look at the Click and Grow smart garden on my computer screen. 

This is how Marie sees herself. Eternally making smoothies in a perfectly aseptic environment. The sleek design of the Click and Grow smart garden really caught her atttention. Photo: Click and Grow

Now, Marie’s more stylistically inclined than me. That modern, sleek, European-looking plant container with the overhanging lamp was pleasing to her from the start. And I explained there was no soil she had to manipulate. (She mentally associates soil with dirt, as if it meant that “plant in the pot is going to my make my living space dirty.”)

Seeds come in preplanted “pods” of super soil set in a planting cup. All you have to do is to slip the cup into the garden and add water. Photo: Click and Grow

Instead, there is sealed cup you just drop in. There is no soil that can escape and go wandering around.

But she wanted reassurance.

Marie: ‘Will this work on its own?’

Me: ‘Almost. Just plug it in and add water.’

Marie: ‘How often do I add water?’

Me: ‘It will tell you when it needs more.’

Marie: ‘Will this fit onto my kitchen counter?’

Me: ‘Yes.’ (Actually, it ended up somewhere else.)

Marie: ‘And it won’t cost us anything?’

Me: ‘No. And they’ll even send the first selection of pods. For free!’

And then, to my great surprise, she said: ‘Yes. But only on one condition. I want these to be my vegetables! I want to learn to do it all by myself.’

Me: ‘Agreed!’

Simple Setup

It’s really very simple, as this illustration explains.

Everything is automated. You just have to drop a pod containing soil and seeds into the top of the tank, add water and plug it in. The light will automatically run 16 hours a day. When water level is low, the floater drops, telling you it’s time to add more. Water directly from the tap is fine. Then, just harvest as needed!

You purchase purchase “pods” of smart soil into which are pre-fertilised and pre-seeded with the plant of your choice. Just pop them in and let them grow!

Getting Started

The smart garden was simple to set up.. It takes only minutes to assemble and you really could put it on any flat surface. Photo: Click and Grow

It took no time to work this out. Within two weeks, Marie’s smart garden had arrived. She opened the box and set it up herself. Marie didn’t ask for my help and she didn’t need it. She chose her pods (little pre-seeded containers of soil and seeds). Dropped them in. Added the water. (You never have to fertilize: there enough minerals in a pod for the life span of the plant. And most plants are fast-growing annuals, ready to harvest in just a few months.) 

Over the next few months, she asked me a few questions. And I (mostly) said “get out the guide (a little brochure entitled Welcome to your Smart Garden 9)” or “look online. You wanted to do this on your own.”

When Plants Start to Grow

And little plants soon started to pop up. I’m used to that sort of thing, but Marie was so excited. But also unsure of herself. What was taking the parsley so long? Is it dead? (I did tell her that if it’s green, it’s not dead, then suggested she read the guide about parsley. It read ‘Parsley grows a bit slowly at the beginning but once it gets going it will quickly produce a lot of leaves.’ Bingo! 

The tomato needs extra care at blooming time. You have to pollinate its flowers. Photo: Click and Grow

It turns out she’s not good at looking things up. When the tomato plant finally bloomed, and that took a while, I prodded her.

Me: ‘Did it say anything special about tomato plants?’

Marie: ‘Nope.’

Me: ‘Are you sure?’

Marie: ‘Yes!’

But I kept staring at her with what she calls my ‘professorial look.’ So, rolling her eyes, she went and checked it out. Marie: “Oh,” she said as she came back, “you’re supposed to shake the flowers to pollinate them.” 

Me: “I thought it might say that!” (So, I did help her with her tomatoes at least!)

Really Easy to Grow

Marie didn’t have a lot of questions for me, though, since the plants were all really easy to grow. She was soon caring for her little plants as if she’d been gardening all her life. Watering and harvesting: and then replacing when their time was up. That was pretty much all she had to do. And she was nailing it!

A Subject of Conversation

What I wasn’t expecting is that the smart garden would be such a subject of conservation. 

Marie: social media star!

Marie put photos on Facebook. Anyone who came over was immediately dragged off to see “her garden.” She has long conservations over the phone with her sister and cousins about it. Marie has become a bit of a star in her family for her Click and Grow knowledge, sharing her advice. (She’s on her second crop at the moment, so knows a thing or two!)

She’d be much better at promoting Click and Grow Smart Pots than I would!

The Interview

I rarely interview Marie. I mean, how often do you interview your own wife? So this was rather awkward.

What were her favorite plants? 

While, there are 75 pod varieties, apparently, and Marie’s only into about one and a half harvests. But so far, here’s what she finds:

Lettuce is fast and surprisingly attractive. Photo: Click and Grow
Parsley is attractive, abundant and lasts a long time. Photo: laidbackgarden..blog
As with all the other Click and Grow plants, basil comes in pre-seeded pods for easy insertion. This is a 3-pack. Photo: Photo: Click and Grow

Which plants didn’t Marie like?

Which plants were “so-so”?

Tiny tomatoes always fascinate me! Photo: Click and Grow

Right now, Marie is experimenting with flowers. She ordered more pods of them … and they got here practically overnight. (Service with Click and Grow, she says, is wonderful.) They’re coming along fast, but aren’t yet in bloom.

As for me, I’m enjoying her experiments as much as she is.

You go, girl!

My Favorite

I’m fascinated by the itsy-bitsy tomato plant too. No cultivar name is given, but it’s so small! A determinate variety, it forms a near ball of tiny, very dark green leaves, with a few red cherry tomatoes at the top. Someone should market this to high-end restaurants to put on tables as an individual pick-it-yourself tomato plant. That just strikes me as being such a cool idea! 

So, what does Marie think of her experience?

She’s enjoying it and intends to keep on growing vegetables and especially herbs this way.

And so ended the interview. I moved off to do something else.

After the Interview

A young family with children wouldn’t likely be able to make a smart garden financially viable. Photo: Click and Grow

But then she came back to me and added. ‘But I think you should tell people that it’s too expensive. I mean, we were really privileged to have received this kit and all those pods at no cost. If it’s worth about $300 (about what our kit would have cost had we paid for it.), how would that work for a family? As it is, it barely produces enough for a snack here and there for two, so for a family with kids, perhaps in an area where electricity is more expensive… (It’s very cheap where we live.) Well, it wouldn’t make sense financially, would it?’ 

No, it wouldn’t. 

Oh dear, there go my commissions!

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