Christmas Plant Care for Brown Thumbs

Source: Daily Health Tips, youtube.com

So, someone brought you a gift plant over the holidays. Maybe a poinsettia or Christmas cactus. And you’re a total brown thumb! But no need to panic! Christmas plants aren’t all that hard to care for. You just need to know a few tricks.

The most important thing is to place it in a brightly lit spot. With at least an hour or two of full sun per day. After all, plants are alive and their only source of energy is sunlight. So, a dark corner just won’t do. Also, make sure it gets normal indoor temperatures. Now, that was easy, wasn’t it?

Now, here’s a detail too many first-timers don’t think of. Remove the plastic or paper covering the pot came in, or at least poke a hole in the bottom. This seems counterintuitive: if the store sold a plant it decorative wrapping, mustn’t that be all right! No! Those wrappings don’t let excess water drain away, plus they fit so snuggly you can’t really see your new plant is constantly soaking in water, a situation that will quickly lead to rot. By removing it or at least piercing it, you can now place your plant in a saucer (hint: it should be at least as wide as the top of the pot). Now when you water, it will catch any excess water and this time you’ll be able to see it and simply empty the saucer if there is too much.

Speaking of watering, you also need to know how to water the plant. Insert a finger into the soil. If it feels moist, everything is fine. If not, repeat 3 or 4 days later. When the soil is dry to the touch, gently pour warm water over it, letting it slowly sink in. Stop when water starts to flow into the saucer. If there is still water in the saucer 15 minutes later, take it to the sink and empty it. This is how you water plants: by testing every 3 or 4 days and by watering only when the soil is dry. Pretty simple, isn’t it?

What about fertilizing? Don’t worry about that for now. It’s a minor detail in houseplant care. Remember, it’s sunlight that “feeds” plants, fertilizers are more like dietary supplements and plants can get along for months without any. If your Christmas plant is still alive by mid-March, you can start fertilizing it (not feeding it) at no more than one quarter of the dose recommended on the fertilizer label. And you can use whatever fertilizer you have on hand. I insist: fertilizing is a very minor aspect of plant care!

There was a very ominous sentence in the previous paragraph: “if your plant is still alive by mid-March.” If your plant dies before that, does that mean you’ve failed? No! It’s just that many Christmas plants are ephemerals: naturally short-lived under average home conditions. Cyclamens, Christmas cherries, Christmas peppers, paperwhite narcissus, etc. They were designed to bloom massively and then die. So it’s not your fault if you lose them.

Longer-lived Christmas plants include poinsettias, Christmas kalanchoes, amaryllis, orchids, Monterey cypress and Christmas cactus. With reasonable care, you can keep them alive for years. Will they bloom again? That’s a different story. Maybe … but that depends on your growing conditions. Start by learning to keep them alive and we can talk about getting them to rebloom in another blog!